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officialunitedstates:

I want to be a mid-level staffer for a corrupt politician some day

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herspanic:

howtobeafuckinglady:

theshlyn:

Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget

they called cornrows not “corn rolls”  thanks for trying tho cracker 

We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?

(via ruinedchildhood)

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allteensrelate:

Coming home from school like 

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(via greetings)

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canni8al:

so i was trying to find a picture of a bird that is big so i searched “big bird” but forgot he was a character

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so i went back and typed in “a large bird” and HE IS STILL HERE LOOKIN SAD LIKE I DIDN’T WANT HIM

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(via surprisebitch)

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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unflirty:

bondoge:

unflirty:

when i die, cremate me and put my ashes into the pepper shakers at my favorite restaurant

what the fuck

(it’s red lobster)

(via officialwhitegirls)

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vinebox:

After you finish watching Drumline & ya homboi ask you to give’em a beat.

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